You Think Lindsay Lohan Gives A Fuck That Smitty And Nate Are Arguing About Alexis Ren?

Normally I’m just doing my own thing in Texas and dont get too involved with the office conflicts but I’m on a plane this morning and I am loving the drama. I’m refreshing the blog over and over and over. I’m reading the comments. I’m reading reddit. I’m consuming it ALL. It’s fascinating.

Will Kevin write another blog?

Did Smitty come out of retirement faster than anyone ever has?

Will Smitty go back into retirement again?

Will Nate embrace the heel moniker?

If he does, will Robbie get mad that Nate is using a “heel” as a term because he’s the wrestling guy now?

Either way, Lindsay doesnt care at all. She’s still dancing. It’s been days, weeks, months and she’s still fucking dancing. You know who else is dancing? KMarko. Pageviews GALORE.

Anyway, my flight didnt have stroopwafels. Thank god for Barstool or I’d be bored and hungry. Now I’m just hungry. Hungry for more drama!